#Caturday

People will invent any excuse to do as their Cat(s) command.

Hence, "#Caturday.

I have been Imperiused, I have no control:

Meet Buddy, a cat I met in a Liquor Store one day.  He was a daily customer, absolutely refused to be ignored, and impossible to resist. He convinced me to take him home one day, and he has controlled me with the Imperius Curse since.

Buddy is a carouser, a party animal, a bar-hopper kind of cat; here he commands me to take him out, he wants to go pick up chicks.

His idea of picking up chicks is to wait, in stealth mode, for the unknowing, innocent chicks to walk by, and then...

Look Out, Chick!!!!!!

But of course, she is wise to his ways, calls the cops, and...

Poor ol' Buddy lands himself in the slammer....